1、再坚强，咱也是女人。

Strong again, the za is a woman*

2、你是不是三鹿喝多了？

Are you sanlu drink many?

3、少时瞎透，老了咳嗽。

When she was blind and old cough*

4、无理取闹，必有所图。

Unreasonable, will figure*

5、忍无可忍，就重新再忍。

The last straw, to endure again*

6、太理智的，那不叫青春。

Too rational, it's not called the youth*

7、蹲在厕所里，想着500万。

Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million*

8、努力寻找属于自己的道路。

Trying to find their own path*

9、同心而离居，忧伤以终老。

From the concentric, sorrow to die*

10、不要迷恋妹，妹怕哥犯罪！

Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!

11、花有百样红，人与狗不同。

Flower is red, the person is different from the dog*

12、必修课选逃，选修课必逃。

Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run*

13、没有行李，我一个人旅游。

No luggage, I a person to travel*

14、年少太轻狂，尼姑也疯狂。

Young too frivolous, nun also crazy*

15、让未来到来，让过去过去。

Let the future arrival, let the past pass*

16、丈夫非无泪，不洒离别间。

Husband not no more tears, no separation between*

17、社会路难走，有人也有狗。

Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog*

18、人生路难走。交友别交狗！

Life is difficult to walk* Friends don't pay the dog!

19、想让我低头，那你跪下吧！

Want to let me down, that you kneel down!

20、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。

If you run on in this life I company with wine*

21、看透别说透、继续做朋友。

See through don't say, continue to be friends*

22、没经历过，才笑别人的疤。

Not experienced, to laugh at others scar*

23、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。

I just for the service, thank you*

24、生活就是生出来，活下去。

Life is born, live*

25、散场的拥抱，混乱的心跳。

Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat*

26、名花虽有主、我来松松土。

Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth*

27、少壮不努力。老大写作业。

They don't work hard* Eldest brother do homework*

28、做气质男人，泡品味娘们。

Do men temperament, taste bitch*

29、我不恨你，但我恨我爱你。

I don't hate you, but I hate I love you*

30、愿成大成绩优异的学生，文理全不怕。

Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid*

31、眼泪流过会不会变成彩虹。

Will tears flow into a rainbow*

32、你给我滚，马不停蹄的滚。

You roll to me, on the roll*

33、三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。

Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang*

34、一时的冲动，子孙的危机。

At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis*

35、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑。

Tired to sleep, wake up just smile*

36、请允许我把我们相忘于江湖。

Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake*

37、玩心计，你不是我的对手！

Play calculation, you are not my opponent!

38、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。

Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people*

39、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。

If just like, why hyperbole into love*

40、哥如果挂勒、请给哥烧个姐。

Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please*

41、上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。

Go to work than a grave heavy heart*

42、我要给你幸福，谁都拦不住！

I will give you happiness, no one stop!

43、与其逃避现实不如笑对人生。

Rather than escape from reality smile to the life*

44、鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞。

A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei*

45、你站在那别动，我飞奔过去！

You stand on that don't move, I ran past!

46、我不信命，我只信双手去打。

I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play*

47、姐属于国有财产，

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Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale*

48、结婚生子，注定自己是傻子。

Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool*

49、谁是谁老公？都他妈临时工！

Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!

50、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。

Meet, not hate late, early is hate*

51、我热情有限，你把握好时间。

My passion is limited, you grasp the good time*

52、不要迷恋姐，你姐夫有点野！

Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!

53、实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。

Power make classics, is no accident*

54、别说我变了，全都拜你所赐。

Don't say I changed, all thanks to you*

55、你的微笑，温暖了整个冬季。

Your smile, warm the whole winter*

56、后悔就别做、做了就别后悔。

Sorry don't do, don't regret it*

57、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。

Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life*

58、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！

Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!

59、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。

I win all, but I lost you*

60、我的世界，我一个人懂就好。

My world, I know a person's good*

61、一见钟情，再而衰，三而竭。

Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust*

62、跟我拽，你先去买副棺材吧！

With me, you go to buy a coffin!

63、我很丑可是我有音乐和啤酒。

I'm very ugly but I have music and beer*

64、时间改变了我们，告别了单纯。

Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple*

65、没有你，俺活得比任何人都好。

Without you, I live better than anyone else*

66、我和脂肪作斗争，差点没牺牲。

I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice*

67、你过来一下子，我怀念一辈子。

You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime*

68、哗众，可以取宠，也可以失宠。

Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse*

69、只要有信心，人永远不会挫败。

As long as there is confidence, people will never foil*

70、只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙！

Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!

71、就不要放弃，放弃就不要反悔。

Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word*

72、我们的宗旨是：为人民币服务。

Our aim is: service for RMB*