1、上班最开心的事,就是老板不在。
Work is the most happy thing, that the boss is not in*
2、我的青春,献给了那个叫做义务教育的。
My youth, dedicated to the called compulsory education*
3、天若有情天亦老,动我姐妹全撂倒。
Heaven can be overturned, my sisters all*
4、一代天骄,成吉思汗,只识弯弓射大雕。
Genghis Khan, Gen Gi Khan, only know the Thai Wangong radio*
5、我爱的不是你,是你爸的银行账户。
I love is not you, is your father's Bank account*
6、每个月,总有那么几天不想上班。
Every month, there are always a few days do not want to go to work*
7、别让我看不上你,拿你的本事让我爱上你。
Don't let me see you, take your ability to let me fall in love with you*
8、高调最虚伪,低调才是最牛B的炫耀。
The most hypocritical high-profile, low-key is the most cattle B show off*
9、跟自己说声,对不起,这些年一直没学会爱自己。
With their own voice, I'm sorry, these years have not learned to love yourself*
10、当我们失去的时候,才知道自己曾经拥有。
When we lose, just know that he used to have*
11、谈恋爱跟叫小姐一样,只不过恋爱是分期付款。
Fall in love with miss the same, but love is installment*
12、我问我同事你在那上学呢?他说在,电大。
I asked my colleague you in that school? He said that in*
13、你完整了我的人生,但我却只是你人生中的一章节。
You've made my life complete, but I'm just one chapter in your life*
14、当幸福来敲门的时候,我或许不在家。
When happiness knocks at the door, I may not be at home*
15、以人类的体型,猪的习性活着。
In the human body, the living habits of pigs*
16、跑车,洋房,可以有,自己买。
Sports car, villa, you can have, buy their own*
17、看着你有个人皮的脸,谁知道却藏了颗禽兽的心。
Look at you have a face, who knows but hide the heart of a beast*
18、惹我光头强,揍你没商量。
Make me bald, hit you not to discuss*
19、他们的信心是我给的,你们有什么问题吗?
Their confidence is what I give, you have any questions?
20、不求与人相比,但求超越自己。
Don't compare with others, but to go beyond their own*
21、别上姐的床,姐会把你踢下床。
Don't go to my sister's bed, and I'll kick you out of bed*
22、不想变形的刚,不是好钢。
Do not want to deformation of the gang, not a good steel*
23、不要让今天的无知,变成昨天的后悔。
Do not let today's ignorance, become yesterday's regret*
24、我不要你的忽冷忽热,因为这样我会感冒的。
I don't want you sometimes hot and sometimes cold because I will catch a cold*
25、当善良的人撕下面具时,你连跪下的机会都没有。
When good people tear off the mask, you don't even have the chance to kneel*
26、我人缘好,耶稣罩我,上帝保我。
I am good, Jesus cover me, my god*
27、自己选的路,跪着也要走完。
His choice of road, kneeling also to go*
28、我给了你权利爱我,但我没给你权利放弃爱我。
I gave you the right to love me, but I didn't give you the right to give up love me*
29、我要变成仙人掌,刺死所有伤害我的人。
I want to become a cactus, stabbed to death all the people who hurt me*
30、别看姐不美,姐照样把你耍的找不着北。
Do not see the elder sister is not beautiful, the elder sister still can not play you to find the north*
31、我活了十八岁,愧对**先烈十八年。
I lived for eighteen years, eighteen years unworthy of revolutionary martyrs*
32、这几年我过的如此悲哀,什么都没换来。
In recent years I have been so sad, nothing in exchange for*
33、看我不顺眼的人我很高兴能堵住你的心。
I don't like people I am very happy to stop your heart*
34、既然姐来到了这个世上,就没打算想活着回去。
Since the elder sister came to this world, it is not going to want to go back*
35、思念,是一个人的兵荒马乱。
Miss, is a man of war*
36、不要三角恋的剧情,我恨透了那些。
Don't love triangle story, I hate those*
37、得到了站起来,换个好看的姿势在到下去。
Get up stand up, change a good position to go down*
38、去去去,别糟蹋青春那两字了,你都已经立秋了。
Go go go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already the beginning of autumn*
39、人生总要有过一次勇敢,带着理想一起去私奔。
The life must have a brave, with the ideal elope*
40、时间不是让人忘了痛,而是让人习惯了痛。
Time is not to let people forget the pain, but people get used to the pain*
41、新世界男生,钱给老婆,幸福甜蜜都给老婆。
New world boys, money to the wife, happy sweet to his wife*
42、如果你要考验我的耐心,请先把你的耐心准备好。
If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience*
43、老妈说老婆贤惠,我看是闲得什么都不会!
My mom said I was a good wife and see what are not idle!
44、夏天中午炎热的太阳,出去玩的都是抗日英雄。
At noon in the summer, the hot sun, go out to play is the Anti Japanese hero*
45、有男不泡,大逆不道;见男就泡,替天行道。
A man does not see the male bubble, bubble, treason and heresy; justice*
46、回忆终究只是回忆,只是回不去的记忆。
Memories are just memories, but memories can not go back*
47、我把最完美的年华,献给了义务教育。
I put the most perfect time, dedicated to the compulsory education*
48、如果你爱的人不爱你,也请记得:爱由心生。
If you love people who do not love you, please remember: love from the heart*
49、天天看穿越小说,看的马桶都像穿越的洞。
Every day to see through the novel, to see the toilet like through the hole*
50、办事本来有路子,但是走的人多了,给堵死了。
Act had the road, but many people walk, blocked*
51、有些朋友,曾经无话不说,现在无话可说。
Some friends have no words, now have nothing to say*
52、带我到强大的那一天,我必定先毁了你的天下。
Take me to the strong day, I will destroy your world*
53、你要玩我感情,那就先看看自己的脸皮。
You want to play with my feelings, then take a look at your face*
54、我跟伍佰不熟,他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。
I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty*
55、一剑一箫平生意,不负狂名十五年。
Xiao sword flat business, not fifteen years*
56、不要吹牛逼,你不知道你能吹破天。
Don't brag, you don't know you can blow the sky*
57、我是个坚强的人,彪悍的从来不需要谁担心。
I was a strong person, never need to worry about who is tough*
58、我怪自己太聪明,不该知道的都懂了。
I blame myself too smart, do not know the know*
59、媳妇都涨了,工资你怎能好意思不涨呢。
Wife wages have gone up, how can you side up*
60、人生苦短必须性感,彪悍的人生是不需要解释的。
Life is too short to be sexy, tough life is no need to explain*
61、他若爱你,不必讨好。他若不爱
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,更加不必。If he loves you, you don't have to please him* If he does not love, more do not have to*
62、天空黑暗到一定程度,星辰就会熠熠生辉。
The dark sky to a certain extent, the stars will shine*
63、我和暑假分手了,因为开学那贱人!
My summer vacation and broke up, because the school Bitch!
64、如果说美貌是推荐信,那么善良就是信用卡!
If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then the good is a credit card!
65、有些缘分在开始的一瞬间就结束了,就像早泄。
Some fate in the beginning of the moment is over, just like premature ejaculation*
66、爱情是什么,爱情不是色戒就是钻戒。
What is love, love is not lust is a diamond ring*
67、有些人不需要姿态,也能成就一场惊鸿。
Some people don't need posture, can accomplish a fleeting*
68、忘=亡+心。要让我忘记,除非心死了。
Forget = death + heart* Let me forget, unless the heart is dead*
69、我现在才知道,铅笔不止是b还有你。
I know now that the pencil is more than B and you*
70、因为我是金口玉牙,所以轻易不开口说话。
Because I was a valuable advice, so do not speak*
71、狡猾和聪明的差距是在道德上,不是在智力上。
The gap between cunning and cleverness is moral, not intellectual*
72、你的眼里有个我,我的眼里有个猪。
There's a me in your eyes, I have a pig in my eyes*
73、原来,友情也有新欢和旧爱。
Originally, the friendship also has new and old love*
74、失恋算什么,中国什么都缺,就是不缺人。
What is lost in love, China is lack of anything, that is, no shortage of people*
75、男人拽,照样甩,一样在我黑名单摇摆。
Men pull, still dumped, as in my black list swing*
76、我想重新认识你,从你叫什么名字开始。
I want to know you again, from your name*
77、爱情上,有些人宁愿疼死,也不愿意放开。
In love, some people prefer to die, and do not want to let go*
78、我的聪明你看到了吗?哎,你还真是个傻瓜。
My smart you see it? Hey, you're a fool*
79、我要把你放在一边晾干,然后在收回来。
I'm going to put you on one side to dry, and then I'll get it back*
80、原谅你是上帝的事,我的任务就是送你去见上帝。
To forgive you is God's work, my task is to send you to God*