1、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。

Salted fish, or fish*

2、逃不掉的，才叫做宿命。

Can't escape, just called fate*

3、你人生的过客是神马意思，这个姐永远不懂。

The passing of your life is god horse mean, this elder sister will never understand*

4、结婚的日子我已经定好了，现在就差定新郎了。

I have decided to get married, and now I am ready for the groom*

5、我可以选择退出，但是我不能退出选择。

I can choose to quit, but I can't quit*

6、你也该学学人家腾讯、每次上线都喊我亲爱的。

You also learn to learn the family Tencent, each on-line call my dear*

7、迅雷，你卸载得了幸福么？

Thunder, you have to uninstall the well-being of it?

8、看上了就去追啊，别管自己丑，没准他瞎呢。

Look to catch ah, it is ugly, maybe he is blind*

9、去做你害怕的事，害怕自然就会消失。

Do what you fear, and fear that the nature will disappear*

10、请自己的假，让别人上班去吧。

Please make your own holiday* Let the other people go to work*

11、他们说天使会爱上恶魔是因为相惜相恋成爱。

They said that the angel will love the devil because love love*

12、时间，是这个世界上最无情的东西。

Time is the most ruthless thing in the world*

13、先说喜欢我能死啊？别闹，听话。

First said like I can die ah? Come on, listen*

14、姐抽的是烟，它伤肺，但不伤心。

Elder sister smoke is smoke, it hurt the lungs, but not sad*

15、我想你的时候我一定要找得到你？

When I think of you, I have to find you?

16、我在公交车颠倒众生，你在私家车里默默无闻。

I am in the bus to reverse all sentient beings, you are unknown in private cars*

17、没有你牵手的冬天，我用热水袋照样活得精彩。

Without you in the hand of the winter, I still live with hot water bag*

18、来到这世上，我就没打算活着回去。

Came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive*

19、我是个哑巴，平时说话都是伪装的。

I am a mute, usually speaking is disguised*

20、我和暑假分手了，因为开学那贱人！

My summer vacation and broke up, because the school Bitch!

21、爱情就像男人的海绵体，注定坚持不了太久！

Love is like a man destined to sponge, can not stand too long!

22、看什么看，没看过中文啊！

See what to see, did not see the Chinese ah!

23、辉煌的时刻谁都有，别拿一刻当永久！

Who has a glorious moment, not a moment when the permanent!

24、我想做你的小太阳，要不温暖你，要不晒死你。

I want to be your little sun, or to warm you, or to die you*

25、没有谁离不开谁，地球没有谁都一样转。

No one can not do without who, the earth is not the same as the earth*

26、相不相信？姐，一口盐汽水喷死你。

Do not believe? Sister, a salt soda pop you*

27、有人说，没有面包的爱情会饿死的。

Some say love without bread would starve to death*

28、我保持了两年的单身，只为等你单身。

I've been single for two years, just waiting for you to stay single*

29、比别人多一点执着，你就会创造奇迹。

More than others, you will be a little more persistent, you will create a miracle*

30、我就是这么一个人，谁对我好我就对谁好。

I am such a person, who is good to me, I will be right*

31、只要目光笔直，不怕眼眶涨热。

As long as the eyes are straight, not afraid of the eye socket*

32、你不是直率，是缺乏教养。

You are not straightforward, it is lack of education*

33、黄河远上白云间，一片孤城万仞山。

The Yellow River is far on the clouds, a lonely city maninsan*

34、让青春叛逆地开头吧，它会笑着结尾的！

Let the beginning of the youth rebellion, it will laugh at the end of the!

35、踏破铁鞋无觅处，前面的大娘请你让路。

Difficult to find, in front of your aunt way*

36、人间正道是沧桑，活的不要太嚣张。

Human right is the vicissitudes of life, live not too arrogant*

37、一个人害怕的事，往往是他应该做的事。

A person afraid of things, is often the thing he should do*

38、趁我们还单纯着，青春着，快乐的生活吧。

While we are still simple, youth, happy life*

39、从蓝色校服到白色婚纱，得遇多少人渣。

From the blue to white dress uniforms, meet many scumbag*

40、纸上写满你的名字，心里撑不下第二个人。

Your name is written on the paper, and the two one is in the heart*

41、你让我生活在地狱，我就毁掉你的天堂。

You make me live in hell, I destroy your paradise*

42、如果考试能够升级，我现在恐怕还是负一级。

If the examination can be upgraded, I am afraid I am still a negative*

43、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍**走人。

Clap decision-making, ensure that each of the offerings, spank leave*

44、龙摇头凤摆尾，劳资做事不后悔。

Dragon head shake phoenix tail, labor do not regret*

45、我不能给你幸福，但可以给你舒服！

I can not give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

46、当面一套背后一套，你以为你是胸罩。

Behind a set of face to face, you think you are a bra*

47、犹豫不决的女人，始终是人生最大的败笔。

Shilly-shally woman, life is always the biggest flaw*

48、有钱千里来约会，没钱对面不认识。

Money a thousand miles to date, no money to do not know*

49、医生，麻烦给我开点后悔药，再给我来杯忘情水。

Doctor, please give me a little regret, give me a cup of water to forget*

50、以后刷牙要狠小心，不能再有一次咽下漱口水。

After brushing should be very careful not to swallow his slobber again*

51、除了七仙女，谁又会爱上卖身为奴的董永。

In addition to the seven fairies, who is falling in love with bondservants slave Dong Yong*

52、我原谅过一次的狗，结果就脏了一生的手。

I forgive once the dog, the results of a lifetime of dirty hands*

53、贪婪的爱摧毁了，撕裂了我的心扔入深渊。

The greed of love destroyed, tore my heart into the abyss*

54、我捉弄你，你捉弄他，笑过之后就一天了。

I play tricks on you, you make a fool of him, laughing after a day*

55、一切不以睡眠为目的的度周末，都是耍流氓。

All the weekend, not to sleep for the purpose of, are playing rogue*

56、人生如演戏，可是我却演不了自己的戏！

Life is like a play, but I can't do it!

57、你爱，或者不爱我。我就在那里，死死缠着你。

You love, or don't love me* I was there, and I was clinging to you*

58、我们都是虫，可我是萤火虫。

We're all worms, but I'm a firefly*

59、你爱过狗吗？会说人话的那种。

Have you ever loved a dog? That kind of person who can say*

60、彩色与黑白，我只有黑白。

Color and black and white, I have only black and white*

61、别人手牵手，我手牵狗，看谁讨厌咬他几口。

Others hand in hand, I hand pull the dog, see who hate to bite his mouth*

62、假如你敢欺骗我，我就把你欺负到骗不了我。

If you dare to cheat me, I can't fool you*

63、下辈子我要做你的心脏

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The next life I want to be your heart, at least I don't jump you will die*

64、开始习惯一个人，一个人走路，对话及生活。

Began to get used to a person, a person to walk, talk and live*

65、改变就要付出代价，付出代价就不要废话。

Change is going to pay the price, pay the price is not nonsense*

66、走过的路，不要再走。错过的人，别再回头。

Through the road, do not go* Miss people, don't look back*

67、我是钥匙你是锁，没我开锁，你永远走不掉。

I am the key you are the lock, no I unlock, you can never walk away*

68、情路走的太多，什么样的风景都已经看破。

May go too much, what kind of scenery have been through*

69、他是你老公，你是我老婆。

He is your husband, you are my wife*

70、当脑子不开窍的时候，姐总是在寻找驴在哪里。

When the hard nut, elder sister is always looking for where the donkey*

71、得之坦然，失之淡然，争取必然，顺其自然。

The calm, not indifferent, strive for the inevitable, let it be*

72、你是我见过最大的铅笔了，好大的一个笔啊。

You are the biggest pencil I have ever seen*

73、爱上一个人，即使不开心，也想要在一起。

Fall in love with a person, even if not happy, also want to be together*

74、一跟你讲话，我就会傻的跟白痴是的。

A speech to you, I will be silly with the idiot is*

75、好习惯成就一生，坏习惯毁人前程。

Good habits make life, bad habits ruin people's future*

76、想从我头上踩过去？没门！除非你穿的是裙子。

Want to step on my head? No way！ Unless you wear a skirt*

77、别和往事过不去，因为它终究会过去。

Don't go with the past, because it will be in the past*

78、黑暗中，最能看清的就是自己的心。

In the dark, the most can see is his heart*

79、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

Hero sad beauty off, I am not a hero, beauty let me off*

80、我总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合拿工资。

I always feel that their personality is not suitable for work, only for wages*