1、我很懒，我很胖，我以此为荣。
I'm lazy, I'm fat, I am proud of it*
2、有了意大利面，谁还会吃老鼠呢？
With pasta, who also eat the mouse?
3、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Save water* Shower with your girlfriend*
4、宠我，爱我，喂饱我，不许嫌弃我。
Spoil me, love me, feed me, don't abandon me*
5、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Money is not everything* There's mastercard Work fascinates me* I can look at it for hours*
8、两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
When two's company, three's the result!
9、每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Everyone should love animals* They are so tasty*
10、是你的总是你的，别人给的别人也会拿走。
Is your always you, others for they will take away*
11、这个汉堡包的味道不错，但不如前八个好。
This hamburger flavor is good, but not as good as before eight*
12、巧克力的麻烦是：你把它吃了，它就没了。
The chocolate trouble is: you ate it, it's gone*
13、肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。
Big belly is not terrible, terrible is stomach is no good*
14、我希望你能知道，你是我生命中最重要的人。
I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life*
15、爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop*
16、聪明人都是未婚？结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
The wise never marry? When they marry they become otherwise*
17、如果你不能击败你的敌人，那么就加入他们。
If you cannot defeat you the enemy, then join them*
18、爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。
Love comes to go, only pork is eternal*
19、不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Don't put off the work till tomorrow what excuses, can put off today*
20、欧迪，我们去吃冰激凌吧，不过你得看着我吃。
Odie, let's go to eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat*
21、聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise*
22、欧迪，走，我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。
Odie, go, we go to buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner*
23、最可爱的东西莫过于一张放着猪肉卷的小桌子。
The most lovely things is a little table with pork*
24、要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Love the neighbor* But don't get caught*
25、你可以让小猫离开肉饼，但不能让肉饼离开小猫。
You can let the cat left Patty, but can't let the cat meat pie left*
26、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
Every man should marry*after all, happiness is not the only thing in life*
27、现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧！
Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep!
28、努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。
Hard work never killed anybody* But I won't take the risk*
29、如果你不想给谁东西吃的话，就得让它想着点什么。
If who don't want to give you something to eat, you have to let it thinking about something*
30、现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep*
31、你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来，而且不是我。
You should take a old and useless guy came back, but not me*
32、能从这种不让体重增加的运动中得到乐趣真是太好了。
From this don't increase the weight of it was so nice to have fun*
33、嘘。千万不要告诉他们我做了好事，这会影响我的形象的！
SHH* Don't tell them I do something good, it will affect my image!
34、这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西，比如说意大利面。
In this world there are many more important things than money, such as pasta*
35、生命中除了吃和睡应该还有别的意义，但我觉得没有就挺好。
Life in addition to eating and sleeping should have other meaning, but I don't think is good*
36、加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生，但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。
Garfield is definitely not born for pork roll, but pork roll must be born to Garfield*
37、后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children*
38、有一位漂亮的女士对乔恩说你真可爱，而你还问我有什么不对！
There is a beautiful lady to Jon creyts you really cute, and you still ask me what is wrong!
39、应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning*
40、上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，
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幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。God made relatives, fortunately in choosing friends he gave you*
41、每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman* And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two*
42、不，水果蛋糕！这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干，还有蜗牛。
No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat* The other two are of raisins, and the snail*
43、失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话，他是不会让你失望的。
Failure is characterized by will continue to fail* If you want to look at his failure, he will not let you down*
44、我并不是每次吃完饭就看电视，有时我边吃饭边看电视，生活中有些改变会增加乐趣。
Every time I am not watching TV right after the meal, sometimes I eat while watching TV, some changes will increase the fun in life*