1、骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。

Cheater too much, a fool obviously not enough*

2、哥吸烟，是因为它伤肺，不伤心。

Elder brother smoke, because it hurt lung, not sad*

3、我们的爱情在这天夭折了，只为了让彼此有重生的机会。

Our love died on this day, in order to let each other have a rebirth of opportunities*

4、不能自拔的，除了爱情，还有别人地里的萝卜。

Cannot extricate oneself, in addition to love, there are others in the fields of radish*

5、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

If you flowers, cattle after all dare not move bowels*

6、每个意念都是一场祈祷。

Every thought is a prayer*

7、有些人死了很有价值，有些人死了他的画很有价值！

Some people died is very valuable, some people died his painting is very valuable!

8、当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。

When the pants belt lost, just know what is called a dependency*

9、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。

Smoking, it is a kind of living art; Looking for smoke, is a kind of attitude to life*

10、最可笑的爱情就是你爱她，还和我在一起。

The most ridiculous love that you love her, but also with me*

11、对女人不好的男人，下辈子都投胎做卫生巾去！

Bad man, to a woman next life reborn do sanitary napkin!

12、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn*

13、不是你想不想，而是你敢不敢。

Dare not do you want to, but you*

14、我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。

I thought I was decadent, today I just know, originally I had scrapped*

15、成功在暗处看着我们，因为我们为成功而奋斗。

Success in the dark looking at us, because we struggle for success*

16、我建议大家对我的长相，理解为主，欣赏为辅。

I recommend to my looks, understanding, appreciation is complementary*

17、猫儿，你别太猖狂，有一天，鱼儿可能会把你摁到水里！

Cat, you don't be too stubborn, one day, the fish may put you press into the water!

18、我的优点是我很帅；但是我的缺点是我帅的不明显。

My advantage is that I am handsome; But my disadvantage is that I'm handsome is not obvious*

19、要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然偶早把你扔出去。

If it weren't for the teacher said can't litter, otherwise I early throw you out*

20、理发师永远听不懂剪短一点点的概念。

The barber never couldn't understand the concept of cut short a little bit*

21、虽然我在认真的忽悠你，但是你要假装相信我。

Although I was in serious fool you, but you have to pretend to believe me*

22、别人一夸我，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够。

Others praised me, I worry, worry about other people kua enough*

23、这个世界本来就是痛苦的，没有例外的。

The world is painful, no exceptions*

24、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。

All say sister beautiful, in fact is a makeup*

25、世界总是一样的，只是我们的心情和遭遇不一样而已。

The world is always the same, it is our mood and experience a different*

26、叹气是最浪费时间的事情，哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。

Sigh is one of the most waste of time things, crying is the most waste energy*

27、不是人人都能活的低调，可以低调的基础是随时都能高调。

Not everyone can live low-key, can at any time can be a low profile is the basis of high profile*

28、上流社会的人，总喜欢做点下流的事。

Upper-class people, always like to do something nasty*

29、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。

Don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money*

30、女人吻男人是一种幸福，男人吻女人是一种口福。

Is a kind of happiness women kiss men, men kiss women is a kind of luck to eat STH delicious*

31、别人装处，我只好装经验丰富。

Others place, I'll just experience*

32、我的眼里只有你，不过心里有别人！

I only have eyes for you, but in the mind have others!

33、睡着睡着，就睡出了理想和口水。

Sleep sleep and sleep out of the ideal and saliva*

34、男人的大脑喜欢女人的内心，但是眼睛喜欢女人的外表。

A man's brain like a woman's heart, but eyes like a woman's appearance*

35、爱情永远比婚姻圣洁，

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Love always holier than marriage, marriage than love forever*

36、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。

From heaven to hell, elder brother just passing by*

37、在我生病发烧的时候，他来看过我，后来我们成为了发烧友。

When I was ill have a fever, he came to see me, then we became the enthusiasts*

38、挂个蚊帐在里面裸睡，挑逗蚊子，把它急死。

Hang a mosquito net in it naked sleep, tease mosquitoes, used in it*

39、要不是打不过你，早就跟你翻脸了。

If it weren't for dozen however you, told you turned against*

40、别人都在假装正经，我只好假装不正经。

Others were pretending to be serious, I had to pretend not serious*

41、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是**的不挽留。

The departure of the stool, it is the pursuit of the toilet, or butt does not retain*

42、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。

Behind every successful man, there will be a full woman have no matter to do*

43、不求门当户对，只求感觉到位。

Not suitable, but feel in position*

44、绝口不提不是因为忘记，而是因为铭记。

About not forget because it is over, but because remembered*

45、我可以选择放弃，但不能放弃选择。

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up choice*

46、女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人，不是喜欢长坏了的男人。

Women like men who grow worse, not like the long bad man*

47、別人都以为在我低头沉思，其事我看着地上这一毛该不该捡。

Everyone thought I looked down on, the thing I look at this hair should pick up on the ground*

48、不要在你的智慧中夹杂着傲慢。不要使你的谦虚心缺乏智慧。

Don't in your wisdom with pride* Don't make your modesty of lack of wisdom*

49、这个世界就这么不完美，你想得到些什么，就不得不失去些什么。

The world is not so perfect, what you want, have to lose something*

50、作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。

As a typical form of failure, you are so successful*

51、路见不平一声吼，吼完继续往前走。

The road sees rough a roar, roar and walked on*

52、不宽恕众生，不原谅众生，是苦了你自己。

Do not forgive not forgive to be enlightened, is suffer yourself*

53、爷不是你的小浣熊，玩不出你的其乐无穷。

Ye are not your little raccoon, playing out of your fun*

54、有缘千里来相会，无缘牵女来相亲。

As if by predestination, no woman to date*

55、一棵树长到它想长的高度后，它才知道怎样的空气适合它。

A tree grows to think of it after long high, it know what air for it*

56、说出来的苦是软弱，埋藏在心里的苦叫坚强。

Speak of bitter is weak, buried in the heart of bitter is strong*

57、狂妄的人有救，自卑的人没有救。

Prideful people, not the self-contempt*

58、最好的，不一定是最合适的；最合适的，才是真正最好的。

The best, not necessarily the most appropriate; The most appropriate, is really the best*

59、如果梦想没但是，但是生活没如果。

If dream but not, but I don't have if life*

60、一个人，一条街，一个角落，一场无声的哭泣。

A person, a street, a corner, a silent cry*

61、其实我很宅，只是宅在谁家里的问题。

Actually I'm home, it's just a matter of who curtilage in the home*

62、那些你狠冒险的梦，我陪你去疯。

Those dreams you malicious adventure, I accompany you to mad*

63、听你讲的笑话，我一共哭了两次！

Listen to your jokes, I cried twice!

64、你把别人想得太复杂，是因为你也不简单。

You to think of others too complicated, because you will not be easy*

65、让未来到来，让过去过去。

Let the future arrival, let the past pass*

66、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

Hero sad beauty pass, I am not a hero, a beauty let me close*

67、如果下雪不打伞，是不是我们就可以一路走到白头。

If it snows not dozen umbrella, whether we can go all the way to the hoary head*

68、人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。

Sometimes life is like a computer, said crash will crash, not negotiable*

69、识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important*

70、知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。

Knowledge is like underpants, see but very important*

71、你最快乐的时候，有人正受着病魔的折磨，和死亡搏斗，挣扎。

You the most happy time, someone is tortured by the illness, and death struggle, struggle*

72、不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。

Don't say your mind, your mind is the premise of must have a brain*

73、告诉你们一个鬼故事，马上就要开学了，无奈痛苦的作业快涌过来了。

Tell you a ghost story, will soon be back in school and helpless painful job coming soon*

74、探索的旅程不在于发现新大陆，而在于培养新视角。

Exploration journey lies not in discovering the new continent, which is to cultivate new perspective*

75、人生是一顿饭，你只是一盘菜而已。

Life is a meal, you are just a dish*

76、勇于接受别人的批评，正好可以调整自己的缺点。

Have the courage to accept the criticism of others, just can adjust their own shortcomings*

77、还没来得及去沾花惹草，就被人拔光了。

Could go philandering, is being pulled out*

78、不能骂上帝，不让上帝会带你去见他。

Can't scold god, don't let god will take you to see him*

79、白天我生活在自己的梦里，晚上我在别人的梦里！

I live in my own dream during the day, night I am in the dream of someone else!

80、老板用你的时候你就是人才，不用你的时候就变成裁人！

The boss with you when you are the talent, don't you become firing people!

81、结婚就是给自由穿件棉衣，活动起来不方便，但会很温暖。

Marry is free to wear a cotton-padded jacket, activity up is not convenient, but it will be very warm*

82、随缘不是得过且过，因循苟且，而是尽人事听天命。

Fate is not muddle along, the same you, but to do what one can listen to destiny*

83、懒惰就像生锈一样，比操劳更消耗身体。

Sloth, like rust, consumes more than work*

84、遇见喜欢的，就得主动犯个贱。

Meet the love, have to take the initiative to make a base*

85、诚心做事容易办好事；成天想事，郁郁不得志。

Sincerely work easy to do good; Think about all day, and frustrated*

86、人家怕你，并不是一种福，人家欺你，并不是一种辱。

The somebody else be afraid of you, is not a blessing, the somebody else cheat you, is not an insult*

87、生活总要继续，睡觉也是！

Life is always continue, sleep too!