1、唱歌走调，不如狗叫。

Sing out of tune, called than dogs*

2、远看是美景，近看想报警。

Far see is beauty, looking nearly want to call the police*

3、班长班长，你的嘴巴好长。

Monitor of the class monitor, your mouth for a long*

4、我拿你当人看，你却学狗叫。

I take you when people look at, but you learn dog barks*

5、你这缺德、缺心眼脑残的主。

The wicked, you simpleton brain remnants of the Lord*

6、我从来没见过这么丑的同桌。

I have never seen such a ugly deskmate*

7、班长，今天有没打我小报告？

Monitor, gigged me today?

8、讲话就讲话呗，你能不能不BB？

You can talk just talk bai, cannot but BB?

9、别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。

Don't look back, elder brother love is your shadow*

10、我的同桌位置居然坐了一头猪！

My deskmate position actually sit a pig!

11、老娘不发嗲，当我纯爷们啊你。

The old niang not hair dia, when I am pure the yes you*

12、你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。

If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung*

13、你就是与生俱来的贱，人尽可夫。

You are born with base, people can be*

14、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。

I'm not grass ship, your base don't send to me*

15、你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。

Your new love, so not is a whore*

16、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。

Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live*

17、天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。

Under the big, big but you lack the piece of mind's eye*

18、姐不是电视机，不要老是盯着姐看。

Elder sister is not a TV, don't always staring at the elder sister*

19、你他妈的一个废物，也配和我同桌？

You fucking a waste, but also good and my deskmate?

20、姑娘大步向前走，管他身后几条狗。

Girl striding forward, tube the dogs behind him*

21、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。

If you flowers, cattle after all dare not move bowels*

22、今天出门吃药了呀？不叫不咬人了？

Go out to take medicine today? Don't call don't bite?

23、老师瞎了眼，居然安排我和你同桌。

The teacher blind, arrange my deskmate with you*

24、就你那怂样。嘴里吐出的都是狗牙。

Are you the new sample* Is the dog tooth mouth*

25、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。

The old niang become a swan, you or an egg?

26、昨天看了你一眼、现在眼睛还疼呢。

Yesterday saw you one eye, eyes still hurt?

27、我不骂人，因为我动手能力比较强。

I don't call names, because my ability is stronger*

28、风萧萧兮易水寒，欠了钱兮你要还！

The wind rustling xi xiao cold, owe money xi you want to also!

29、和你同桌，是我这辈子最倒霉的事。

And you sit at the same table, is the worst thing in my life*

30、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢。

The old niang become a swan, you or the egg?

31、我是没有锅，有锅我早就把你炖了！

I have a pot is no pan, I would have you stew!

32、做人不能这样，缺狗粮才知道来找我？

Don't like this, lack of dog food to just know to me?

33、拿你当人的时候，你尽量走人道好吗。

When people get you, do you try to leave either*

34、我一直不敢告诉别人，你是我的同桌。

I have been afraid to tell others, you are my deskmate*

35、喝碧生源常润茶，嗖的一下，胸没了。

Of source of drinking tea, zoom of the chest*

36、有人做了班干部之后，走路都看天了。

Someone to do the class cadre, after walking all the day*

37、作业就是作孽，多写作业就是多造孽。

Homework is commit iniquity, homework is sin*

38、听说你傍大款了，认二郎神当主人了。

I heard you alongside big style, two lang absolute being known as the host*

39、打死我也不说，你还没使美人儿计呢？

Kill me also don't say, the beauty that you haven't make meter?

40、你没有猪的形象，但是你有猪的气质。

You don't have the image of the pig, but you have the temperament of the pig*

41、我情愿站着听课，也不愿意和你同桌。

I would rather stand listening to lectures, also don't want to sit at the same table with you*

42、人家都把耳麦戴头上，我却带脖子上。

The somebody else all the headset to wear head, but I will take her neck*

43、怪只怪我太年轻，是人是狗都分不清！

Blame only blame me too young, is a person doesn't know is a dog!

44、你是进化混乱的极端例证，谢谢你啦！

You is an extreme example of evolution confusion, thank you!

45、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

Handsome have a fart to use! In the end is not eaten by single!

46、你看看你把人雷的，真是外焦里嫩啊！

You take a look at your ray, the person is really outside the coke in tender!

47、干嘛长得那么高？害我看你还要翻白眼。

Why look so high? I also see you*

48、你也算是一朵奇葩了，是贱人中的奇葩。

You are a flower, it is the unique bitch*

49、孩子把玩具当朋友

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The child took the toy when friends, adult friends as toys*

50、你复杂的五官，掩饰不了你朴素的智商。

You complex facial features, don't hide your simple IQ*

51、大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。

Uncle, you look great, as were the same*

52、你这坨屎，赶紧站一边去，不要熏到我！

You this shit, hurriedly stand aside, don't smoke to me!!!!!!!

53、加油！总有一天你能证明自己是条狗的！

Come on! Someday you can prove that he is a dog!

54、老衲曾经回眸一笑，迷得师太神魂颠倒。

Na to laugh at, once get teacher swoon*

55、除了吞掉班会费，你这个班长还会什么？

In addition to swallow class membership dues, the monitor of the class you will be what?

56、能力就像瓜子仁，只有咬牙才能嗑出来。

Ability is like seeds, only grind teeth out*

57、当个活的东西真不容易，老得四处找点爱。

When it was not easy to live, too old to find some love all around*

58、没想打那么多年不见，你居然变得那么贱。

Didn't want to play so many years, you become so cheap*

59、最近老师养了一条狗，还是条乱咬人的狗。

Recently the teacher raises a dog, or a disorderly bite dog*

60、我们顶着爱的名义，干尽了人间肉麻之事。

Under the name of love, we did all the disgusting things on earth*

61、有娘养没娘教育的，就教你怎么捅咕人了。

Haven't niang education of a mother, will teach you how to touch people*

62、世界上没有丑女人，只有不懂PS的笨女人。

There are no ugly women, only don't understand the PS silly woman*

63、我们都知道你脸皮厚，你不用在那炫耀了。

We all know you have a thick hide, you don't have in the show*

64、大脑这种摆设，时常被心调戏得东倒西歪。

This kind of decoration, brain is often heart flirt in convulsions*

65、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱黑夜。

If you once eulogized the daybreak, then also asks you to hug the dark night*

66、男人喜欢流行的女人，不喜欢流言的女人。

Popular men like women, women don't like to gossip*

67、像你这种贱人就是明骚易躲，暗箭难防了！

A bitch like you is bright SAO is easy to hide, better an open enemy than a false friend!

68、有钱的捧个钱场，没钱的回家拿钱捧个钱场。

Rich holds a money, no money to go home to take money holds a money*

69、你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？

You dress up as such, it is to this world any dissatisfaction?

70、你当班长，不过是拍老师的马匹拍得好罢了。

When you monitor, but that's just pats the teacher's horses well*

71、我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。

How do I dare to touch you, I am afraid I buy hand sanitizer poor themselves*