1、看见你我就想起来牛魔王。
I would like to see your demon*
2、你不是在犯贱就是在犯贱的路上。
You're not in the way I*
3、得知你不好过我也就安心了！
I'm relieved to learn that you're not!
4、江山如画皮，人生如梦遗。
Jiangshan as painted, Life is but a dream**
5、我看你是痴人说梦异想天开了吧！
I think you are fantastic tell some fantastic tales!
6、无理取闹，必有所图！
Vexatious, have a map!
7、我最后再告诉你一次！
I'm telling you for the last time*
8、只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
As long as you look up the ozone layer will break the hole*
9、别以为你是狗就可以乱咬人！
Don't think you're a dog!
10、你永远都是个当**的货色。
You'll always be a small three*
11、你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
Why on earth didn't you tell me truth?
12、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
Water to clear, no fish, people are invincible*
13、你活着浪费空气、死了浪费土地。
You live a waste of air, a waste of land*
14、连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun*
15、听君一席话，省我十本书。
Listen to your words, my ten book*
16、别怕！
Don't panic！
17、怎么是你，满嘴的海蛎子味道！
How are you, with the taste of oyster!
18、你早上拿妇炎洁刷的呀吧！
You take the morning brush Ah Fu Yan Jie!
19、你长得很抽象。
You are very abstract*
20、远看一朵花，近看一堆牛屎渣。
Far see a flower, in a pile of cow dung slag*
21、机会像**，难得并且只有一次。
Opportunities like a virgin, rare and only once*
22、生容易，活容易，生活真不容易。
Life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy*
23、你别总是带着一脸便秘似的郁闷！
You don't always have a face of constipation!
24、鸟大了什么林子都有！
There are birds in the forest!
25、你脑子有毛病!
You are out of your mind*
26、您走路很卓别林长得很毕加索。
You walk very much Picasso Chaplin*
27、我不愿再见到你。从我的生活中消失吧。
I don't want to see you anymore! Get out of my life*
28、别那样和我说话！
Don't talk to me like that!
29、没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也会寂寞。
No toad, swan will be lonely*
30、祝你孤独终老
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，且长命百岁。I wish you longevity and alone*
31、我肺都快要气炸了!
I'm about to explode!
32、我不愿再见到你！
I don't want to see you anymore!
33、水越深，水流越平稳。
The deeper the water is, the more stable the water is*
34、他同我演戏，我回报以演技。
He's acting with me, and I'm rewarded with acting*
35、你的脸长得很惊险像素比较低。
Your face is very dangerous*
36、闭嘴!
Shut up!
37、真是白痴一个！
What a stupid idiot!
38、不是你不笑，一笑粉就掉！
Not you do not laugh, a laugh powder on the!
39、**养的!
Son of a bitch!
40、你要是坨屎，屎壳螂都饿死了。
If you shit, dung beetle have starved to death*
41、流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。
Rogue is not terrible, afraid of rogue culture*
42、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, but I am hui*
43、祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙。
I wish you said of a couple die without descendants*
44、你生来就是吓人的吧！
You were born to be scary!
45、比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog that has been shed on the road*
46、我受不了了！
I can't bear it！
47、别碰我！
Don't touch me*
48、你这个**!
You're such a bitch!