1、鬼话!
Nonsense!
2、省省吧。
Save it*
3、听君一席话，省我十本书。
Listen to your words, my ten book*
4、饶了我吧。
Give me a break*
5、我都腻了。
I'm sick of it*
6、真让我失望。
I'm very disappointed*
7、你别总是带着一脸便秘似的郁闷！
You don't always have a face of constipation!
8、你脑子进水啊？
What were you thinking?
9、你看上去心虚。
You look guilty*
10、别在我面前唠叨!
Don't nag me!
11、你的长相很提神！
Your appearance is very refreshing!
12、往事如烟**，总有人愿意去捡。
The past behind, there are people who are willing to pick up*
13、你的长相很提神的!
Your face is very refreshing!
14、我的同桌位置居然坐了一头猪！
My sit at the same table position actually sat a pig!
15、你需要回火炉重造。
You need to re create the tempering furnace*
16、你的话，我连标点符号都不信。
In your words, I don't even have a punctuation mark*
17、你以为你在跟谁说话?
Who do you think you're talking to?
18、别跟我说话，我有洁癖。
Don't talk to me, I'm squeamish*
19、跟我比温柔那是找抽。
And I'm more than soft that is to find out*
20、你妈在哪里，我要把你塞回。
Where's your mother, I'm going to put you back*
21、你长的好象车祸现场。
You seem to be in a car accident*
22、我真为你的不知廉耻感到惊奇。
I'm surprised you shameless*
23、我站这只为看你落魄。
I stand here just to see you down*
24、我再也不要见到你!
I never want to see your face again!
25、揍你个性生活不能自理！
You can't take care of your personality!
26、再吵，再吵也给你穿熊猫装！
And then noisy, and then give you a noisy wear panda!
27、你的五官长的还算凑合。
Your facial features long still passable*
28、和你这种单细胞的人说话真费劲。
It's hard to talk to people like you*
29、我不如地狱，是你入地狱。
I'm not as hell, you go to hell*
30、再有钱的人也在为钱苦恼。
And then the rich people are suffering for the money*
31、靠，你长得太好认了。
By, you're too good to recognize*
32、长的很科幻，长的很抽象!
Long science fiction, long very abstract!
33、只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Can only play one of the TV series of shit*
34、爷爷都是从孙子走过来的。
My grandfather came from the grandson*
35、你长得外形不准，比例没打好。
You are not in shape, the ratio did not play well*
36、爷活的是一个口气，民族气。
Ye live is a tone, national gas*
37、一天到晚跟浪风抽得似的。
All day long with the waves, wind smoke like*
38、没有癞蛤蟆
/
，天鹅也会寂寞。No toad, swan will be lonely*
39、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
I am not a grass boat, you are cheap to my hair*
40、做免费的鸡挺辛苦挺累的吧！
Do free chicken very hard very tired of it!
41、笨鸟先飞，笨猪先肥。
Stupid pig manure to the slow need to start early**
42、怎么是你，满嘴的海蛎子味道！
How are you, with the taste of oyster!
43、阁下长得真是天生励志！
You are born inspirational!
44、你从来就不说实话！
You never tell the truth!
45、你那心眼，微生物都比你心眼大。
Your mind, you are very large than microorganisms*
46、你脑子有毛病！
You are out of your mind*
47、狮子不会因为听到狗吠而回头。
The lion will not look back because I heard the barking of dogs and*
48、其实你远离人群是对大家的负责！
In fact, you are far away from the crowd is responsible for everyone!
49、你的脸长得很惊险像素比较低。
Your face is very dangerous*
50、像你这样的人生，一定要给差评。
Life like you, be sure to give a bad review*
51、拿2B形容你，人家铅笔不乐意！
Take 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!
52、不平胸，何以平天下。
Uneven chest, why the world*
53、站的高，尿的远。
Stand high, the urine is far*
54、你要是坨屎，屎壳螂都饿死了。
If you shit, dung beetle have starved to death*
55、你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！
Your face is thin, not a pig!
56、你疯了吗?
Are you out of you mind?
57、你是不是把敌敌畏当可乐喝了呢。
You are not to drink it when dichlorvos cola*
58、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, but I am hui*
59、男人靠的住，母猪能上树！
Men depend on live, sow the tree!