1、跟我玩你指定输，整不好还得哭。
You assigned to play with me, the whole is not good to cry*
2、好喜欢你看不惯我又干不掉我的样子。
Good love you could not understand me and do not drop me*
3、是敌是友，别是狗。
Enemy is a friend, don't be a dog*
4、看着你走在我的身后会有种安全感。
Watching you walk behind me there will be a sense of security*
5、状态是干出来的，而不是等出来的。
The state is dry, not waiting*
6、你们家里没厕所吗，你来这里乱喷？
You don't have a toilet at home, do you come here?
7、天下乌鸦一般黑，天下基佬一大堆。
The crow is black, the world a lot of gay*
8、关于明天的事，我们后天就知道了。
About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow*
9、你永远是我的唯一，其他的我谁都不要。
You will always be my only, the other I do not*
10、我突然发现我同桌的同桌你好漂亮。
I suddenly found my sit at the same table, you are beautiful*
11、谁三言两语撩拨了情意。
Who spun it in two words or three*
12、不再沉寂的活着，我要重启我的骄傲。
No longer silent alive, I want to restart my pride*
13、人生就像一盘棋，一步错步步错。
Life is like a game of chess, one step wrong step by step wrong*
14、记住，劳资活着不是为了取悦任何人。
Remember that labor and capital are not living to please anyone*
15、笑是最真实的伪装泪是最自由的释放。
Laughter is the most true camouflage tears are the most free release*
16、坠入情网的女人老爱自作多情。
The old woman fall in love love love*
17、原谅我在你想我的时候不能陪在你身边。
Forgive me I can't be with you when you think of me*
18、别说我冷，暖的时候你没珍惜而已。
Don't say I'm cold, warm when you didn't cherish it*
19、只要你过得比我好，死的一定早。
As long as you live better than me, die early*
20、咱掏心掏肺地说吧，你能撑起一青楼。
I Taoxintaofei to say, you can prop up a brothel*
21、为了衣锦还乡我早就不敢泪眼两行。
I would not cry for a homecoming for two*
22、每个懂爱的人都会遇到一个不懂爱的人。
Everyone who knows love will meet a person who does not know how to love*
23、感谢你用离来的方式教会我坚强。
Thank you for the way you used to teach me how to be strong*
24、俗话说天妒英才，所以人还是蠢点好。
As the saying goes, genius, so people still silly good*
25、清晨醒来阳光和你就是我想要的未来。
Wake up in the morning sunshine and you are the future I want*
26、老衲法眼一睁，就知道你是个妖孽。
My eye open, you know you are an evildoer*
27、等我回来，就请你从我心里搬出去。
When I come back, please get out of my mind*
28、你给我倾城时光，我给你一世温暖。
You give me the time, I give you warmth*
29、清明节这是要逼我烧书的节奏啊！
Ching Ming Festival this is to force me to burn the rhythm of the book ah!
30、忽然发现，一滴眼泪都变的那么奢侈。
Suddenly found that a drop of tears have become so luxurious*
31、流氓子爱纹身穷人做梦都想开大奔。
Rogue love tattoo poor dreaming to drive benz*
32、贱人好比狗，见人就乱吼。
Bitch like dogs, no screaming*
33、我不信命，我只信双手去打。
I don't believe in life* I just believe in both hands*
34、我爱我自己，情敌多点好吗？
I love myself, rival more good?
35、你左脑是水，右脑是粉，一动就成糊。
Your left brain is water, the right brain is easily into a paste powder*
36、我猜你在等一个不爱你的人爱上你。
I guess you're waiting for someone who doesn't love you*
37、我认真的时候，请你不要开玩笑。
When I'm serious, please don't make fun of me*
38、赖床是对周末最起码的尊重。
Stay in bed for a weekend at least respect*
39、八戒别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了。
Don't think you stand in the street light is the night bright pig*
40、长不过执念短不过善变。
Long but short but fickle obsession*
41、如果最后能在一起晚点真的无所谓。
If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter*
42、一杆长枪在手，天下**归我有！
A lance in hand, the world I have to chrysanthemum!
43、失望到了尽头心便不会再瞎闹。
Down to the end of heart will never fool around*
44、女生只会欺负对她好的男生。
The girls will only bully to her boy*
45、怪我当初没有把她看穿。
No wonder I didn't see her right*
46、是我的你别动，不是我的你也给我放那。
Is my you move, not me you also put that to me*
47、宁可胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。
Would rather fat delicate, also do not thin the same*
48、我这么出色，连猪都不瞧我一眼。
I'm so good, even the pigs don't look at me*
49、爱自己就别让自己讨好自己讨厌的人。
Don't let yourself to please yourself*
50、忘不掉也要忘掉，做不到也要做到。
Forget not to forget to forget, do not have to do*
51、彪悍的人生不需要解释!
Tough life does not need to explain!
52、长相思兮长相忆，短相思兮无穷极。
Everlasting longing for you does not have, short lovesickness infinite*
53、我的字典里没有分手只有丧偶。
I didn't break up only widowed*
54、问女能有几多丑，恰似王八小九九。
Asked the woman to have many ugly bastard, like 99*
55、桀骜不驯的女人才能称王。
Wild and intractable woman to win*
56、一无所有就是我拼的理由。
There's no reason to fight*
57、只是在适当的时候遇到了你。
Just met you at the right time*
58、屁，就是你吃下去的食物们不屈的灵魂。
Fart, is the food you eat the indomitable soul*
59、给你的青春怎么能没有喜怒哀乐。
How can not give you the passions of youth*
60、相爱的人怎么会输给距离败给时间。
How can people love lost distance lost to time*
61、女人不花心，又怎么对得起貌美如花。
The woman did not bother, and how beautiful*
62、树欲静而风不止，我欲恋而她不在。
The tree is quiet and the wind is more than the wind, I want to love and she is not in*
63、中国人妖哪家强，涞源晶华找妞妞。
Chinese Simon what is strong, Laiyuan Jinghua find girl*
64、我不会刻意讨好你要走要留我不强求。
I won't try to please you to go to stay I don't insist*
65、我有我的范儿，你们模仿不起的范儿。
I have my fan son, you can not imitate the fan*
66、大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?
67、你的长相就是毁三观的代表。
Your appearance is destroyed three concept*
68、上坟的时候注意点别点错技能。
When the attention point do not wrong skills*
69、痴心不改将以情葬死海。
Chixinbugai will be buried in Dead Sea*
70、但愿人长久
/
，光棍不再有。Danyuanrenchangjiu, there is no longer a bachelor*
71、我是我。不必讨你喜。
I am me* You don't have to ask for your love*
72、心冷之后，殷勤是我最不需要的东西。
When the heart is cold, the attention is the thing that I do not need*
73、你火力猛不猛，关键得看谁捧。
Your firepower is not fierce, the key to see who holds*
74、只有彼此在乎，才配拥有幸福。
Only care about each other, only with happiness*
75、不是一辈子的人就别说一辈子的话。
Not a lifetime of people do not say a lifetime of words*
76、谁都以为自己会是个例外。
Who thought they would be an exception*
77、我的骄傲，不允许你来践踏。
My pride, don't allow you to trample*
78、只想念不联系只关注不打扰。
Only miss not only concern not to bother*
79、玩就大方的，爱就稳妥的。
Play is generous, love is safe*
80、我喜欢你却支支吾吾说不出来。
I love you but hesitated to say*
81、我有感情洁癖，不能独有的我不要。
I have feelings of cleanliness, not unique to me not*
82、不要拿你的曾经，去评论我的未来。
Don't take your once, to comment on my future*
83、别把我的宽容当做你不要脸的资本。
Don't put my tolerance as you shameless capital*
84、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
Head empty does not matter, the key is not water*
85、我期待邂逅你我命中命中注定的爱。
I look forward to meeting you and I miss the love*
86、侥幸的人生，活不出人样。
Lucky life, not live out people like*
87、用2B形容你，人家铅笔不乐意！
Using 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!
88、不是每个人能像我一样害怕失去你。
Not everyone can be afraid of losing you like I do*
89、姐不是蒙娜丽莎，没必要对谁都微笑。
Elder sister is not Monalisa, no need to smile to everyone*
90、你笑的样子晴朗了所有的天空。
You're smiling all the way up the sky*
91、待你长发及腰，我便咔嚓一刀。
To be your long hair and waist, I will click a knife*
92、在一天是一天吧毕竟离开是必然的。
In one day is a day, after all, it is inevitable to leave*
93、我要的爱情，就是你妈变我妈。
I want the love, is your mother change my mother*
94、你是个什么选手在这儿和我鬼扯？
What player are you here with me?
95、你替她挡了酒，就不再是我的英雄。
You stop the wine for her, it's no longer my hero*